June 2012
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September 2011
3 posts
A Ludicrous Attempt to Teach People how to Format...
Let’s take a look at this sentence:
“My name is Rolando,” he said in a seductive voice. Look at it. Read it. Read it hard. I want you to take very special note of how there are two parts to this single sentence. Yes. There are two parts to one sentence. Two of them! Two! But it’s still just one sentence. With two parts. Are you getting this? Part #1 is...
I Am a Unicorn, Apparently
I’m sure everyone who knows me as a person knows that I attended ACen 2011, an anime convention of epic proportions held up in the hallowed suburbs of Chicago. I’m also sure that everyone who knows me as a person knows that I took a lot of pictures at said convention, because I’m one of those obnoxious people who likes to show my friends my lame-ass photography as if it were...
My Laborious Descent Into Alcoholism
So I finished all my homework yesterday afternoon—YES!—and this freed me up to finish this week’s very late chapter of a story project/novel-thing I’ve been working on. I was all excited and happy and in possession of the oh-so-elusive “free time” concept I’ve heard so much about. The roommate (Chels) was on a date with her boyfriend, my other friend/roomie/conspirator (Mack) was...